Daddy & Ethan

Mommy & Sarah

Eric L. Michelsen (I'm on the left), UCSD graduate physics student

Ethan Quotes:
"Watch Nemo....  Five minutes"

"Do it 'self."

Ethan: "What letter is that?"
Daddy: "It's an 'O'."
Ethan: "Is that like an ellipse?"

"I'm so tired, I don't think I could eat a whole elephant."

 

“Daddy, I’m going to do an experiment.  So if you hear a loud explosion, don’t be scared.”

 

While discussing shrinking things:

Daddy: That’s as small as we could make it.  You can’t have anything smaller than an atom.

Ethan:  You could have a quark!

Sarah Quotes:
"It's hard to ride a scooter in high heels."

Sarah: "Daddy, what are you going to be for Halloween?"
Daddy: "A sleep deprived physics student."
Sarah: "No, Daddy.  I said for Halloween."

"I wish the earth didn't spin.  Then I wouldn't have to go to bed."

"Daddy, why do super red giants explode?"

How big is... ?

This is a personal web page.  All information is the opinion of the owner, and NOT UCSD.                    Rev 10/1/2009

 

Listening is an act of love.


Favorite book:     But Not the Hippopotamus, by Sandra Boynton.
         Runners up: A Bad Case of Stripes, by David Shannon
                           Old Turtle and the Broken Truth, by Douglas Wood
Fun activity:         Jogging two miles at elevation 2788 m (9147 ft)

Cool research project:    Lunar Laser Ranging eat bitmaps, spambots!

Office: SERF-317: 3rd floor, NE corner, Science and Engineering Research Facility, building just east of the bookstore
Mail code 0424
Office phone:    858-822-2018
Lab: SERF-464   
Lab phone:    858-822-1410
Fax SERF 3rd floor:    858-534-0177

My
Introduction to Gravitomagnetism Presentation  (powerpoint)

Apollo system notes
Apollo Houston Control Manual
Laser programming
Unofficial Coding Guidelines

Cool laser photo


Faces of the Moon           The Elements Song, by Tom Lehrer             Physics Songs
Cornstarch, The Movie


  Stop Violence Against Women
"You are not required to complete the task, yet you are not free to withdraw from it." (Talmud, Avot 2:21)


Free source code: Keyword parameter library, header filesample program
Free Powerpoints: Signaling and Modulation     Baseband signaling and carrier modulation
                            We Deliver    Repeating, Bridging, Switching, and Routing
                             IP (Internet Protocol) Operation    Technical details of how IP operates
                             Layer 2 Framing    Technical details of some bit stream formatting methods: HDLC, Ethernet, DS1 & 3


Trigonometry Simplified (2 diagrams)

The purpose of the “Funky” series of documents is to help develop an accurate physical, conceptual, geometric, and pictorial understanding of important physics topics.  We focus on areas that don’t seem to be covered well in most texts we’ve seen.  The documents are intended for serious students of physics.  They are not “popularizations” or oversimplifications, though they try to start simply, and build to more advanced topics.  Physics includes math,  and we’re not shy about it, but we also don’t hide behind it.  Without a conceptual understanding, math is gibberish. 

These are all works in progress.  Please send me your comments.  Now with PDF hyperlinks and physical constants!

Funky Quantum Concepts.pdf
Revised 1/22/2009

Wave mechanics, 1D scattering, matrix mechanics, angular momentum, spin-1/2, ...

"This is really well written, and the concepts are explained confidently and clearly.  Great idea.  Great start."  -- physics research associate

Funky Mathematical Physics Concepts.pdf
Revised 7/30/2009

Numerical analysis, statistics, Laplacian operator, tensors, much more.

“... most excellent tensor paper....  I feel I have come to a deep and abiding understanding of relativistic tensors....  The best explanation of tensors seen anywhere!”  -- physics graduate student

Funky ElectromagneticConcepts.pdf
Revised 1/22/2009

Relativistic E&M, circuits, waves, polarization vectors, ...

"Finally, a systematic approach to boundary value problems."  -- physics graduate student

Funky Statistical Mechanics Concepts Revised 1/22/2009

Boltzmann distribution, entropy, free energy, meet Mr. Mole, chemical potential, ...

Microcontrollers.pdf

A simple introduction to microcontrollers for those who’ve never seen one.

I'm actively seeking feedback on these docs, so please send me email with any reactions and/or suggestions.  

Other  stuff:    Skeleton Calculus.pdf

Petition the Justice Department to break up Microsoft.


  1. Faith is belief in the right things (including the virtues!).
  2. Hope is taking a positive future view, that good will prevail.
  3. Charity is concern for, and active helping of, others.
  4. Fortitude is never giving up.
  5. Justice is being fair and equitable with others. 
  6. Prudence is care of and moderation with money.
  7. Temperance is moderation of needed things and abstinence from things which are not needed.

Why isn’t “tolerance” a virtue?


Why is the Sky Blues?

(with harmonica and staccato beat.)

 

Stat Mech got me moanin’

It’s as random as can be.

Quantum got me groanin’.

Too much uncertainty.

 

Springs and strings vibratin’

If you listen, you can here ‘em.

My head: it’s sure rotatin’

From the Wigner-Eckart theorem.

 

I'm stuck here in my cube,

Just a particle in a box.

I s’pose that makes me a rube

Pondering moving rods and clocks.

 

I’m sittin’ at my station

The walls are closin’ in.

This sudden approximation

Is itchin’ under ma skin!

 

I gots to feel the sun,

And see the skies a’ blue.

Watch the photons run;

Just magical, that hue.

 

It’s time to end this quarter,

And run outside and play!

‘Cause scattering’s a fourth order

Function of k.


 

 

Let there be peace on earth,

And let it begin with me.

Let there be peace on earth,

The peace that was meant to be.

All one with creation,

Family all are we.

Let me walk with my family

In perfect harmony.

 

Let peace begin with me,

Let this be the moment now.

With every step I take,

Let this be my solemn vow:

To take each moment

And live each moment

In peace eternally.

Let there be peace on earth,

And let it begin with me.

 

Ethan & Friend

Ethan and Friend